peace, love and level vibes,
- The illDefined
There’s nothing better than an ice cream cone on a Sunday afternoon in late spring when it’s not too hot, with a light breeze. I honestly don’t have any idea what the fuck I am talking about I haven’t had ice cream on a Sunday afternoon in late spring in years, maybe decades. Fuck you.
I haven’t had a good milkshake in about that long either, what the fuck happened to the world. Ice cream has gone out of style, cosmos are the new root beer float, I miss egg creams. What the fuck was an egg cream anyway? They sound disgusting.
Did you wash your hands the last time you went to the bathroom? No, I didn’t think so, you filthy marmot. Yes? Did you wash your balls, too? No? Did you still feel clean? You dirty pervert.
Yes I’m ornery, you got a problem with that? Fuck you and everything you believe in, I’m right you’re wrong and this is the way shit goes, so sometimes you just have to fucking deal with it, okay, buddy?
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