In 2009, the life expectancy rate for celebrities dropped exponentially. Nevertheless, some celebs still made it through to the big 20-10 – but we really wish some of them hadn’t. Okay, not really, but at least their celebrity status should’ve moved on. Here’s our list of the Top 3 Celebrities That Should’ve Died in ’09
3. Lady Gaga – 1) Her songs suck — “Poker Face” Remix w. Kid Cudi, Kanye et. al. was one of the lowest points in the careers of everyone involved. It’s true. 2) She has given teenage girls the impression that they too can be successful by dressing like a complete and utter ho-bag — that’s a problem, no matter how you look at it. 3) Okay, I know nothing about Lady Gaga, BUT every once in a while there comes a person that I just love to hate.
2. Kanye West — This one is more for his sake than ours. We love Kanye… the musician. He’s one of the most talented and original musical minds of the last 10 years and no one can take that away from him. The celebrity spotlight is just too much for him and his rampant insecurities. We feel for the kid. That’s why we wish he wasn’t a goddamn celebrity anymore.
1. Ke$ha – First of all, anyone who spells their name with a ‘$’ deserves to be smacked in the gonads with a 9 iron. And, second of all, um, What The Fuck? Have you heard this song? It’s like nails on a chalklboard — except the nails belong to a rabid baby pig suffering from severe constipation.
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